Prepare yourselves, peasants! The gruff ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a fancy suit. Gone are the days of swamp dwelling his mire; Shrek has conquered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fairy Tale Enterprises, ruthlessly crushing fairy tales. His amused sidekick D

Man, this gig really drains. I'm so dead I could just curl up. All I wanna do is chug some coffee and stare at the internet for hours. But first, gotta upload a few Lord Farquaad memes to celebrate the struggle. Life is a real circus, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leadi